Little Shitter

That sweet little face has the sweetest little butt that shit on me. I lifted the cutest little naked body out of the tub only to get a special surprise, a little yellow poo on his towel and my sweater. 

"He just shit everywhere!" I said to Nadien.

"shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit..." repeats Zinho over nad over.

Nadien gives me a look, I say sorry.

I stick him back in the tub and then ask Nadien for a new towel for the "Little Shitter".

Again the word "shit". I think I am officially banned from the house.

I wrap him in a towel and head to his  room. I open the towel only to find ANOTHER POO!

Jeez. 

I am not sure I have ever diapered a child so fast.

Weigh In.

It was a horrible weekend, of not working out and eating like there is no tomorrow. So today is weigh in. I worked out in the morning yesterday and meant to work out in the evening, just o the scale would not be up, but that did not happen.  I know that is not how it works but I do like when the number is lower!

So....259.6 CRAP

I typed in "fat girl" to search google images.  Oh my, I do not recommend it. There were some pretty, let's say, interesting photos.  These were two of my favorites. The second it titled "sexy fat girl", I am pretty sure that is me!
The things you can find when procrastinating.

Today is a good day!

I love the rain!

This morning I went for a 5 mile walk in the pouring rain.  It was awesome.

I got to my neighbor/friend's house Gabrielle at about 7.  We weighed ourselves and then pondered as to whether we should venture out for walk. I convinced her that it was just misty outside so we left.  About a mile in, it started to rain a little harder, at about mile 2 it started to pour.  At first we were annoyed with the drops pelting our eyes and lips, but then we were so wet that there was nothing else to do but laugh.

About a block away from our houses, I decided we should jump in some puddles. At, first Gabrielle was not too sure about this idea, but after explaining that we could not get any more wet she joined the fun.  We stomped in every puddle we passed.  I'm sure this was a sight to see - I wish I had a camera. 

Puddle stomping IS the BEST way to start your day! Go out - DO IT now!

P.S. As some of you may have noticed, I have not been posting my weight.  I had a few set backs, Christmas, New Years, January, Valentines, Girl Scout Cookies, Popcorn w/ Milk Duds, but I am back on track.  Bad news: I gained 10 pounds.  Good news: I lost 2 of them.  Today's weight 258.8. (Goal: 245 by Memorial Day)

My Sweet Valentines!

We were lucky enough to spend Valentine's Day with many of the people we love.  We went port tasting at Leal Vineyards, had a picnic lunch and then headed to the Melo's house for some pizza. Fun times!

Yowwzers!

I ate it on Saturday. HARD!  While getting some exercise at Racho San Antonio, I tripped over a rock.  And yes, did not not make it out injury free. Rather, I sprained my ankle, bruised my leg, and injured the pride I had gathered from such a great workout! UGH! (Picture taken 4 hours after fall)

Warm & Cozy

Our house is pretty cold.  Keith has freaked out over our +$400 PE&E bill.  So as Keith and I are warm and cozy under the blankets, poor Wyatt is freezing.  I decided the best remedy would be to get Wyatt a warm sweater.
As I browsed the isles of Petco, there were slim pickings for large dogs.  They had dog Snuggies, dog rain coats, but only one big dog sweatshirt.  I had Wyatt all dressed up to show off his new attire.  Of course, Keith was horrified when he came home to a dressed dog.  His excuse for removing the sweater was that Wyatt could possibly get stuck on something and choke himself. Hmmmm, interesting.  I am not normally one for dressing up animals, but he does look so cute and he is warm and cuddly.

Wyatt loves his sweater and did a little dog modeling for me today.

SEXY TIME

I got some new shoes! I am sharing because these shoes are not something I would normally buy.  For those who know me well, you know I usually wear sweats and walking shoes everyday.  One, because they are comfortable but also because I am lazy.  Walking in heals all day is hard, I mean it is like a constant calf workout- really why would I put myself through that.
I am going to try and change my ways- NOT EVERYDAY- but I am going to be little more sexy on days that I am somewhere other than work.  So, look out world, the new and improved, sexy shoe wearing Dorothy is being unleashed!